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TOTYM: Where Strategy Meets Sabotage in a Battle for Divine Ascension!
Step into the chaotic world of TOTYM, the tabletop card game that blends cunning strategy, bold deception, and unexpected twists. Build towering totems to ascend your chosen creature, but beware—your opponent’s imposter cards and spell plays are always one step away from wrecking your plans.
The World's First ACTUAL
Portable Travel Bidet
The PortaBidet Traveler isn't just your average travel bidet; it's like having your home bidet in your luggage, except better! With our unique patented design, water shoots from directly underneath you with four adjustable water pressures modes.
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TOTYM: Deception, Strategy, and Chaos in a Battle for Ascension!
Enter the world of TOTYM, a thrilling tabletop card game where strategy meets sabotage. Build towering totems to ascend your chosen creature, but beware—your opponent is plotting to unravel your plans. Deploy cunning worship cards (real or fake), unleash game-changing spells, and wield destructive imposter cards to disrupt your rival’s strategy.
But tread carefully—false worship can turn the tables in an instant. Perfect for fans of deck building, bluffing, and chaotic gameplay, TOTYM challenges you to outwit and outlast your opponent in an epic battle of divine proportions. Will your creature rise to greatness, or will deception bring it crumbling down?
Addicted to your Bidet? Now you can travel with it!
Okay, bidet lovers, we need to talk. You know that feeling when you're travelling and you don't have your bidet? It's frustrating and uncomfortable, isn't it? We know it’s an addiction… but a healthy, clean one. But what if we told you there's a way to enjoy your beloved bidet ritual no matter where life takes you? Enter the PortaBidet Traveler, your passport to anxiety free travel.
Addicted to your Bidet? Now you can travel with it!
Okay, bidet lovers, we need to talk. You know that feeling when you're travelling and you don't have your bidet? It's frustrating and uncomfortable, isn't it? We know it’s an addiction… but a healthy, clean one. But what if we told you there's a way to enjoy your beloved bidet ritual no matter where life takes you? Enter the PortaBidet Traveler, your passport to anxiety free travel.
Introducing TOTYM
Harness Tactics, Trickery, and Triumph!
TOTYM Starter Deck
The TOTYM Starter Deck includes everything you need to start playing the game. With a balanced selection of 50-60 essential cards, this deck equips two players to dive right into strategic battles, building totems and outsmarting opponents. Perfect for newcomers, it’s the ultimate starting point for your journey to ascension!
Your new travel buddy!
Four Pressure Modes That Exceed High End Home Bidets
It’s not a washlet or hand sprayer, it’s a legit travel-ready bidet with enema, wash, precision wash and feminine modes. The enema mode doesn’t just clean you, it’ll get rid of yesterday’s poop as well, giving you that skip in your step, when on the go.
TOTYM Booster Packs:
Expand your deck and refine your strategy with TOTYM Booster Packs! Each pack includes 10-12 randomized cards, from spell and worship types to rare holo cards. Specialize your playstyle, experiment with new combos, and collect stunning artwork as you customize your deck for ultimate victory.
Relic Sketch Pack: Exclusive Collectible Cards for Early Supporters!
Dive into the origins of our Trading Card Game with the Relic Sketch Pack—featuring 5 unique collectible cards showcasing original sketch artwork and fun facts about the designs. These cards are purely for collecting and celebrating the artistry, giving early supporters and event attendees a special piece of TCG history. While we perfect gameplay balance, enjoy these exclusive treasures as a token of our journey together!
Introducing The
PortaBidet Traveler
Introducing TOTYM
Harness Tactics, Trickery, and Triumph!
TOTYM Starter Deck
The TOTYM Starter Deck includes everything you need to start playing the game. With a balanced selection of 50-60 essential cards, this deck equips two players to dive right into strategic battles, building totems and outsmarting opponents. Perfect for newcomers, it’s the ultimate starting point for your journey to ascension!
TOTYM Booster Packs:
Expand your deck and refine your strategy with TOTYM Booster Packs! Each pack includes 10-12 randomized cards, from spell and worship types to rare holo cards. Specialize your playstyle, experiment with new combos, and collect stunning artwork as you customize your deck for ultimate victory.
Relic Sketch Pack: Exclusive Collectible Cards for Early Supporters!
Dive into the origins of our Trading Card Game with the Relic Sketch Pack—featuring 5 unique collectible cards showcasing original sketch artwork and fun facts about the designs. These cards are purely for collecting and celebrating the artistry, giving early supporters and event attendees a special piece of TCG history. While we perfect gameplay balance, enjoy these exclusive treasures as a token of our journey together!
No Fuss, Quick Setup
Forget about electricity and plumbing, none required! The Traveler fits on all toilets and sets up in less than 1 minute and stays in place for your entire stay!
TOTYM Plushies
Each Kickstarter order contains a TOTYM plushie.
TOTYM COMMUNITY
Join the Discord community to stay updated, become a play tester, vote on names for the creatures, and connect with the founder of TOTYM.
TOTYM Early Supporters
Early supporters will receive special Relic Sketch Packs.
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Introducing The PortaBidet Traveler
Your new travel buddy!
Four Wash Modes for
Ultimate Cleanliness
It’s not a washlet or hand sprayer, it’s a legit travel-ready bidet with enema, wash, precision wash and feminine modes, with patented new technologies. The enema mode doesn’t just clean you, it’ll get rid of yesterday’s poop as well, giving you that skip in your step, when on the go.
Better than a permanent
home Bidet? Yep!
It’s a bold claim, we know. But, why? Most bidets shoot water from the back of the toilet but where you really need the water, is from below. With our patented design, the water nozzles are directly below you. That’s what makes our four modes so effective.
Pocket-Sized Powerhouse
At just 6.75x6x2.5” the Traveler slips discreetly into your carry-on, checked bag, backpacks, even cargo shorts, with the cleaning power of a luxurious home bidet.
Handcrafted Masterpieces: The Art Behind TOTYM
Each TOTYM card is meticulously hand-painted, bringing vibrant colors and intricate details to life. Our exclusive behind-the-scenes videos reveal the creative process, showcasing the passion and artistry behind every design. See the world of TOTYM unfold, one brushstroke at a time!
Each TOTYM card is meticulously hand-painted, bringing vibrant colors and intricate details to life. Our exclusive behind-the-scenes videos reveal the creative process, showcasing the passion and artistry behind every design. See the world of TOTYM unfold, one brushstroke at a time!
Your Passport to a
Cleaner, Happier You
Your Passport to a
Cleaner, Happier You
Your Passport to a Cleaner, Happier You
The PortaBidet Traveler is your ultimate travel companion, bathroom upgrade, and gut-health hero all rolled into one.
Beat Vacation Constipation
How many times have you been on vacation, and someone in your group says, “I haven’t pooped in days!” It’s a real thing called “travel constipation,” google it. With the traveller, you’ll POOP! LOL.
The Traveler is your key to maintaining a happy gut, a fresh feeling, and a worry-free travel experience. No more compromising on cleanliness.
Beat Vacation Constipation
How many times have you been on vacation, and someone in your group says, “I haven’t pooped in days!” It’s a real thing called “travel constipation,” google it. With the traveller, you’ll POOP! LOL.
The Traveler is your key to maintaining a happy gut, a fresh feeling, and a worry-free travel experience. No more compromising on cleanliness.
Join us in adding a bidet to your packing list…
The PortaBidet Traveler is here to revolutionize your bathroom travel experience, no matter where you are.
Join the PortaBidet Revolution and reserve your spot in line for our Kickstarter launch!
For just $1, you'll secure exclusive discount pricing and access to the PortaBidet Traveler and be among the first to experience a new level of traveling.
Get That Skip Back in Your Step!
Join the TOTYM Community
Be part of the action! Join our Discord to become a play tester, gain exclusive early access, and help shape the future of TOTYM. Your feedback could be the key to creating the ultimate battle of strategy and chaos!
Join the TOTYM COMMUNITY and reserve your spot in line for our Kickstarter launch!
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Reserve 40% Off Your SET Now
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